I shift with my pinky now

After a lot of hard work and training, I now press shift with my pinky. I've spent years playing Minecraft pressing shift with my Thumb, building complex redstone contraptions and doing over 10000 days in Minecraft survival, I even tried to cure my thumb shifting weirdly painfully. But now that is all in the past. I am a pinky shifter now.

Thanks to Vicky for building the disgusting pinky finger. I don't know what we're going to do with this now.